December 2009
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What music are you listening to today?
Biggie’s “Gimmie The Loot”
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What TV show makes you laugh the loudest?
The Office.
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Illegally Park-ed →
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abbyjean:
azspot:
No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.
When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn’t responsible...
Trident.
I’ve been chewing this gum for such a long time! God damn.
I left my dreams scattered on the horizon next to the rain maker’s spirit.
– Jast.
Jingle Bells Bitch.
fmylife:
Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I’m a 38 year old guy. FML